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"Mmm, yeah Rex, if you could just go ahead and tell me the best way to throw this pick, mmm yeah, that would be great."
"Mmm, yeah Rex, I’m going to have to go ahead and ask you to not come in on Sunday anymore, mmm yeah."
"Rex, we’re gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into
storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space
we can get."
"Hello Rex, what’s happening? Listen, are you gonna have those DB reports for us this afternoon?"