It’s Friday! This is what the Hernia writers are doing right now

Currently waiting for Chris Berman to give birth to a giant, sweaty seal…

Currently waiting impatiently for this week’s package of HGH…

Currently throwing darts at Matt Millen’s mustache…

Currently phoning Jeff Fisher and asking for a mold of his mullet…

Currently asking my parrot how many total Molina’s and Alomar’s there are…

Currently wondering if Latrell Sprewell’s family has died of starvation…

Currently trying to figure out what golf is…

Currently wondering if Kyle Turley sold his hair or if he framed it…

Currently asking local bums on my block "Are you ready for some football?"…

Currently lecturing the Drew Brees FatHead on bedroom wall…

Currently writing passionate letter to James Dolan about Ewoks…

Currently getting laid in the Madden Cruiser…

Currently getting fitted for Mutombo anti-dong slip shorts…

Currently hoping Rowdy Roddy Piper will not change the questions once I have the answers…

Currently wondering how many "the defending champs played like defending champs" articles are being written right now…

Currently wondering how long it will take before the Yankee squirrel has his own TV show…

Currently wearing football drinking helmet, a fake mustache, and telling everyone that can hear what a big year it will be for the Jets…

Currently posing under framed picture of the Iron Sheik and giving the camera the finger…

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