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Report: Knee injury sidelines Beckham for 134 years

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(LOS ANGELES,CA) — The MLS was dealt a devastating blow yesterday when league coverboy David Beckham learned he would be sidelined for 134 years, and not the 2 months originally diagnosed, with his latest knee injury.  LA Galaxy execs were stunned by the news, yet Beckham remained optomistic.

"It does seem a bit lengthy" said Beckham, with a noticeably more somber tone to his English chipmunk voice.  "I’m sure the doctors are just being a little overcautious.  We’ll see how it feels 37 years from now"

Beckham, who deemed himself 78% fit a few weeks ago, has downgraded himself to 13% fit at the moment. He then predicted himself  to be at 46.32% fit by 2025.

3 Comments

  1. The Beek

    September 18, 2007 at 8:37 am

    Nice

  2. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    September 18, 2007 at 6:33 pm

    wait a minute, wasn’t he drafted by the Trail Blazers ???????

  3. Frurrycog

    September 22, 2008 at 2:02 am

    I wanted to research this subject and write a paper. Your post what a thousand words would not. Nice job.

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