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Future looks for Hubie?

Continuing from our previous post, here are a few suggestions for Hubie Brown as he gets ready to unveil his next groundbreaking hairstyle. 

The Pompadour

Hard to understand why Hubie never went down Pompadour road.  Perhaps it would’ve simply been too much for women to take in.  Regardless, we strongly urge he bring it back with a vengeance.

The Spector

Similar to his legendary perm, only amplified to 11, this look would surely make Brown an  early favorite for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Goth Hubie

Sources say Hubie, a die-hard Cure fan who actually filled in on keyboard for them during the Disintegration tour, had been toying with this look for years but thought it might alienate him in the NBA jock culture.  One can only hope he reconsiders.


  1. Marv

    October 19, 2007 at 3:13 pm

    In that first picture, that’s Shane Battier, right? One bad haircut to the next… although, I don’t know if what Battier has can be considered hair. I’ll call his look The Charge.

  2. Marv

    October 19, 2007 at 3:14 pm

    Or perhaps the Offensive Foul

  3. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    October 19, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    “a die-hard Cure fan”


    I’ve heard he drafted Robert Smith in the Mid 80’s

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