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Halloween Costume Ideas
- Updated: October 29, 2007
If you have your mind set on being a sports figure this Halloween, but don’t want to be one of the 50,000 people doing the Michael-Vick-with-an-injured-dog costume, the SportsHernia offers these ideas with a list of what you will need to pull them off…
Stephen A. Smith
– Oversized suit with large shoulderpads
– Coffee cup stain around mouth
– Megaphone
Dikembe Mutumbo
– 2 feet of bratwurst
– Black electrical tape
– Oversized cookies
Mitch Albom
– Wooden staff for a 4ft person
– Hair feet shoes
– A cloak
– Gelfling ears
Marv Albert
– Bra
– Panties
– Suit
– Road kill wig
Craig Sager
– Purple suit
– 2 car batteries
– Enough Christmas lights for 50 foot tree
– Inappropriate boner
Ken Rosenthal
– Mini squirrel suit
– Acorns
Joe Torre
– Rubber nose with parking space sized nostrils
– Nose picking wand
– Sleeping pills
– Lots of eye black
Kurt Rambis (or Lewis from "Revenge of the Nerds")
– Taped horn rim glasses
– Bad hair
– Gangly limbs
Jerry Colangelo/Bud Selig
– Beak
– Wings
– Angry Scowl
A.C. Green
– Soul-Glo
– Full body condom
– Laker jersey pulled over body condom
Dick Stockton
– Suit
– Smoke machine with tube to flow smoke into hair
– Tales from the Crypt cape
A-Rod
– Briefcase of money
– Purple lipstick
– Fake tail to put between legs
– Zero class
– Muscular transvestite to act as wife
– Frosted tips
Chris Berman
– Hideous jacket
– Hideous tie
– Fat suit
– Bald cap
– 6 strings of hair to fold over bald cap
– Spray can of grease to douse yourself with throughout night
Bill Parcells
– Fat suit
– Piss yellow hair dye
– Mike Francesa to sniff your butt wherever you go
– Groceries
Frederic Weis
– Tape
– Tea bag
– Ed Tapscott’s resume stapled to chest
Ricky - Sixers4guidos
October 29, 2007 at 6:58 pm
“Stephen A. Smith
– Megaphone”
This was wonderful
Tom Flores
October 31, 2007 at 4:53 pm
HA! Megaphone goes so hand-in-hand with Stephen A. Smith you almost forget it’s a joke. He’s like Jimmy Hart.
Costume rentals CA
June 25, 2008 at 4:33 pm
oh, that doggy costume is so cute!
Halloween Flags
September 16, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Thanks for the great information – just bookmarked your website.
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November 15, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Hey the Arod costume is good but to complete it be sure to carry around a giant world series ring to go with the “tail”.