Sports Hernia Blog

It’s currently Friday! This is what people are currently doing

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Producers for TBS currently using fire extinguisher on Dick Stockton’s head

Isiah Thomas currently eating wings off chest of Hooter’s waitress while vehemently defending honor…

Joe Thiesman currently doing color commentary for Giant vs. ‘Skins on Tecmo Bowl…

Mike Golic currently destroying bathroom stall in Bristol…

Rich Kotite currently letting his record speak for itself…

Melky and Cano currently trying to wake up Torre with furious towel wave…

Ron Guidry currently considering C.C. Sabathia’s crooked hat look…

Mike Lupica currently hiding from Jayson Whitlock behind Mitch Albom’s ears…

Don Zimmer currently mud wrestling King Kong Bundy…

Manny Ramirez currently eating cat nip…

Muggsy Bogues currently giving piggyback to Manut Bol…

Sweetchuck currently jealous of Ken Rosenthal’s camera pit pop-up gig

Ken Rosenthal currently being mistaken for various cartoon rodents…

Chris Kaman currently cruising for chicks in the Star Wars bar…

Tim McCarver and Dan Dierdorf currently trading awful stories…

Don Nelson currently tickling can on Budweiser….

Jim Fassel currently putting all his chips on the table…

Bob Ley currently saying "F**k it all" and taking a dump on George Bodenheimer’s lawn…

John Clayton currently adorning himself in Hulk Hogan outfit…

PacMan Jones currently buried under pile of strippers…

Barry Bonds currently wearing old Pirates jersey on arm…

Andy Van Slyke currently making miraculous catch in water balloon toss…

Skip Bayless currently locking Woody Paige in tanning bed…

Hernia staff currently praying for meteor to land in Joe Buck’s mouth…

4 Comments

  1. Russianator

    October 5, 2007 at 4:21 pm

    Charlie Manuel and Andy Reid currently locked in a ferocious hot dog eating contest

  2. Dewey

    October 5, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    “Barry Bonds currently wearing old Pirates jersey on arm…”

    That was my favorite until I read this:

    “Hernia staff currently praying for meteor to land in Joe Buck’s mouth…”

  3. ?aat Peek

    October 5, 2007 at 4:56 pm

    Philly Fanatic currently sodomizing Mr. Met…

  4. Gerrard Sir Hornypants

    October 5, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    HA! Peek for threeeeeeeeeeeeeee….GOOD!

    San Diego Chicken currently filming it

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