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‘Mangenius’ downgraded to ‘Manjackass'; Dangerously close to Manjerkstain status

Eric_mangini_new_york_jets_2 (NEW YORK, NY) — Struggling New York Jets head coach Eric Mangini has been stripped of his "Mangenius" nickname and downgraded to "Manjackass" by 3/4 of the Jets fanbase and NY media.

Mangini,  who was the darling of New York last year, impressing fans with his no-nonsense attitude, winning results and ample breasts, has seen his star come crashing down with a horrific 1-5 start.  Reports say other Jets fans in attendance at yesterday’s game had also downgraded Mangenius to "Mangina", "Manjacknut", "Manjizzrag" and the bizarre "Mangyllenhal".

2 Comments

  1. JJ

    October 16, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    WELL, WHAT A DIFFERENCE A YEAR MAKES. WITH GUEST APPEARANCES ON ” SESAME STREET ” AND THE ” SOPRANOS ” LAST YEAR I WONDER WHAT ” MANMORON ” WOULD DO FOR AN ENCORE THIS YEAR , TO BAD ” LAUGH IN ” WASN’T STILL AROUND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN IDEAL!

  2. Black Hornet

    October 16, 2007 at 6:31 pm

    The Jets overachieved last year. They need talent before they can do anything. And without talent – Pennington will be exposed.

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