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Manny being Manny, celebrates everything…

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Coming off his amazingly ridiculous celebration of a HR (while his team was down 4 runs in a playoff game),  Manny Ramirez was tailed by the The SportsHernia mole to see what else the Boston slugger celebrates. A look at his report:

8:13 am — Takes shower, manages to keep
Battlefield Earth hairdo dry, tosses arms in air triumphantly, points
to imaginary dugout

8:46 am — Manny makes a frappacino latte with orange foam, cinnamon
and rainbow sprinkles, then raises arms in air and stares at his
accomplishment

9:14 am — Manny makes successful right on red, throws arms in air and walks out of 1997 Honda Accord

9:43 am — Successfully parks car within yellow lines, exits car and stares at his parking job for 5 minutes, violently thrusts arms in air and walks out of parking lot, winking and pointing at baffled parking lot attendant

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10:45 am — Manny checks watch and gives correct time to Tito, throws hands in the air and walks away

12:30 pm — Manny successfully calculates his customary 1,000% tip on his lunch at McDonald?s, throws arms in air and walks out.

1:31 pm — While in bathroom inside Green Monster, Manny gets all his urine in the toilet, throws arms in the air and walks out without flushing

4:30 pm –Manny completes entire Chinese meal using only chop sticks, throws hands in the air and walks out of restaurant.

11:30 pm ? Manny successfully programs his TiVo to record every episode of The Jetsons, throws arms in air?

30 Comments

  1. yousuck

    October 18, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    This is the gayest thing I’ve ever read. Are you trying to be funny?

  2. Jason

    October 18, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    I think it’s pretty funny

  3. Jason Varitek

    October 18, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    I think it is funny because it is real, but I don’t condone it because captains don’t do that stuff. In case anyone was wondering, I am the captain of the Boston Red Sox.

  4. Greg Bellan

    October 18, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    i’m a cleveland fan who’s NEVER booed the guys that “got away” (i.e. thome, manny, etc.) but after his latest display the other night (when they were down 4 runs mind you) i’m thinking that for the first time i may be one of the ones booing when man-ram comes to the plate.

    chewie
    http://www.killthecan.org/
    http://forum.killthecan.org/

  5. johhnysez

    October 18, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    It’s totally out of hand. However, like they said on PTI, there is a chance that Manny actually thought his homer was tying the game up. He might have actually thought he was smashing one of those 5-run homers.

  6. Darth Vader

    October 18, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    You are all no match for the dark side.

  7. inowpronounceyou

    October 18, 2007 at 2:01 pm

    That is absolutely hysterical! “yousuck” should lighten up and go back to Ashland…or wherever in MA he’s from.

  8. Greg Bellan

    October 18, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    johhnysez – i hadn’t thought of that… that’s entirely possible!

    chewie
    http://www.killthecan.org/
    http://forum.killthecan.org/

  9. Bill Brasky

    October 18, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    I like pancakes.

  10. Robert

    October 18, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    what a waste of internet space…I can’t wait til they lose tonight…HANDS DOWN, if his sorry ass comes back next year he’ll show up without the stupid locks that make him look like an extra from PREDATOR

  11. Dan Smith

    October 18, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    I think its hilarious because Manny is a real idiot. I do however condone this behavior because Manny is an idiot and thats what idiots do. In case anyone was wondering, I’m not an idiot.

    GO TRIBE

  12. Robert

    October 18, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    I don’t care if Manny eats worms or worships charcoal briquetes as long as he mashes the ball….which he has done consistantly for the last thirteen years. GO SOX!!

  13. Pops

    October 18, 2007 at 4:02 pm

    I think Manny Should raise his hands when ever he feels its needed. Yeah Like Boston has a sniff of a chance with out that bat in the line up. Look at there record when Manny was out. Whatever you haterade drinking non athletic never played a sport in your life gay dorks getting mad over some guy rasing his hands after he hits a bomb of a homerun. I think If you dont want to see Manny raise his hands in praise of him self tell your pitchers to strike him out!!!!

  14. 3rd graid inglish stewdent

    October 18, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    Hey “Pops”,
    First of all: “its needed” = it’s needed
    “there record” = their record
    “rasing his hands” = raising his hands
    “dont want” = don’t want
    “him self” = himself
    and finally:
    “Pops”= illiterate douchebag

  15. Greg Bellan

    October 18, 2007 at 4:54 pm

  16. m

    October 18, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    Much better is http://www.24homers.com

  17. Lebron

    October 18, 2007 at 8:36 pm

    Once Cleveland has some winning teams, they can celebrate too. Ease Up.

  18. Ouch my brain

    October 19, 2007 at 12:46 am

    You forgot one

    “with out” = “without”

    That entire comment hurt my brain.

    The post, on the other hand, was totally warranted.

  19. Ouch my brain

    October 19, 2007 at 12:47 am

    You forgot one

    “with out” = “without”

    That entire comment hurt my brain.

    The post, on the other hand, was totally warranted.

  20. Ouch my brain

    October 19, 2007 at 12:47 am

    You forgot one

    “with out” = “without”

    That entire comment hurt my brain.

    The post, on the other hand, was totally warranted.

  21. Lisa

    October 19, 2007 at 6:40 am

    All I can say is GO MANNY!! He is doing what he gets paid to do HIT THE BALL. I am a SOX fan. Oh by the way Kenny Lofton get a grip you are not the best ball player in the MLB.

  22. Darth Vader

    October 19, 2007 at 10:17 am

    I thought they were going ot lose last night?

    Pheralta kind of looks like an ewok. I hate ewoks.

  23. Yak

    October 19, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    All he is doing is trying to get a commercial endorsement for Sure antiperspirant!!

  24. N Sid

    October 19, 2007 at 3:33 pm

    You forgot the part that he likes to celebrate after watching his favorite movie – “Brother from Another Planet”

  25. Dan Duquette

    October 20, 2007 at 9:44 am

    Only wicked retahds go on blogs and correct spelling. Go yell at Spicoli for having a pizza delivered to class.

    Morons. All of you.

    Sincerely,

    Dan Duquette

    PS: Is it me or did the ‘Tribe” lose their cool the other night?

  26. Darth Vader

    October 22, 2007 at 4:19 pm

    Grady Sizemore I am your father.

  27. Haywood Jablome

    November 14, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    the author of this article is retarded…get a life and write about how the Sox went on to win the world series…despite morons like yourself that just like to concentrate on everything negative…shut up

  28. trevor

    May 6, 2008 at 11:44 am

    i would like to use your image (manny) for my high school project at guilderland high school

  29. trevor

    May 6, 2008 at 11:44 am

    i would like to use your image (manny) for my high school project at guilderland high school

  30. Jose Rodriguez

    November 24, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    Manny is the best and he likes to have fun. Everyone who criticizes him are dumb ass who don’t know shit about baseball.

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