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Manny being Manny, celebrates everything…
- Updated: October 17, 2007
Coming off his amazingly ridiculous celebration of a HR (while his team was down 4 runs in a playoff game), Manny Ramirez was tailed by the The SportsHernia mole to see what else the Boston slugger celebrates. A look at his report:
8:13 am — Takes shower, manages to keep
Battlefield Earth hairdo dry, tosses arms in air triumphantly, points
to imaginary dugout
8:46 am — Manny makes a frappacino latte with orange foam, cinnamon
and rainbow sprinkles, then raises arms in air and stares at his
accomplishment
9:14 am — Manny makes successful right on red, throws arms in air and walks out of 1997 Honda Accord
9:43 am — Successfully parks car within yellow lines, exits car and stares at his parking job for 5 minutes, violently thrusts arms in air and walks out of parking lot, winking and pointing at baffled parking lot attendant
10:45 am — Manny checks watch and gives correct time to Tito, throws hands in the air and walks away
12:30 pm — Manny successfully calculates his customary 1,000% tip on his lunch at McDonald?s, throws arms in air and walks out.
1:31 pm — While in bathroom inside Green Monster, Manny gets all his urine in the toilet, throws arms in the air and walks out without flushing
4:30 pm –Manny completes entire Chinese meal using only chop sticks, throws hands in the air and walks out of restaurant.
11:30 pm ? Manny successfully programs his TiVo to record every episode of The Jetsons, throws arms in air?
yousuck
October 18, 2007 at 12:29 pm
This is the gayest thing I’ve ever read. Are you trying to be funny?
Jason
October 18, 2007 at 12:33 pm
I think it’s pretty funny
Jason Varitek
October 18, 2007 at 12:39 pm
I think it is funny because it is real, but I don’t condone it because captains don’t do that stuff. In case anyone was wondering, I am the captain of the Boston Red Sox.
Greg Bellan
October 18, 2007 at 12:39 pm
i’m a cleveland fan who’s NEVER booed the guys that “got away” (i.e. thome, manny, etc.) but after his latest display the other night (when they were down 4 runs mind you) i’m thinking that for the first time i may be one of the ones booing when man-ram comes to the plate.
chewie
http://www.killthecan.org/
http://forum.killthecan.org/
johhnysez
October 18, 2007 at 12:53 pm
It’s totally out of hand. However, like they said on PTI, there is a chance that Manny actually thought his homer was tying the game up. He might have actually thought he was smashing one of those 5-run homers.
Darth Vader
October 18, 2007 at 1:42 pm
You are all no match for the dark side.
inowpronounceyou
October 18, 2007 at 2:01 pm
That is absolutely hysterical! “yousuck” should lighten up and go back to Ashland…or wherever in MA he’s from.
Greg Bellan
October 18, 2007 at 2:11 pm
johhnysez – i hadn’t thought of that… that’s entirely possible!
chewie
http://www.killthecan.org/
http://forum.killthecan.org/
Bill Brasky
October 18, 2007 at 2:18 pm
I like pancakes.
Robert
October 18, 2007 at 2:25 pm
what a waste of internet space…I can’t wait til they lose tonight…HANDS DOWN, if his sorry ass comes back next year he’ll show up without the stupid locks that make him look like an extra from PREDATOR
Dan Smith
October 18, 2007 at 3:32 pm
I think its hilarious because Manny is a real idiot. I do however condone this behavior because Manny is an idiot and thats what idiots do. In case anyone was wondering, I’m not an idiot.
GO TRIBE
Robert
October 18, 2007 at 3:39 pm
I don’t care if Manny eats worms or worships charcoal briquetes as long as he mashes the ball….which he has done consistantly for the last thirteen years. GO SOX!!
Pops
October 18, 2007 at 4:02 pm
I think Manny Should raise his hands when ever he feels its needed. Yeah Like Boston has a sniff of a chance with out that bat in the line up. Look at there record when Manny was out. Whatever you haterade drinking non athletic never played a sport in your life gay dorks getting mad over some guy rasing his hands after he hits a bomb of a homerun. I think If you dont want to see Manny raise his hands in praise of him self tell your pitchers to strike him out!!!!
3rd graid inglish stewdent
October 18, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Hey “Pops”,
First of all: “its needed” = it’s needed
“there record” = their record
“rasing his hands” = raising his hands
“dont want” = don’t want
“him self” = himself
and finally:
“Pops”= illiterate douchebag
Greg Bellan
October 18, 2007 at 4:54 pm
thatz funni
chewie
http://www.killthecan.org/
http://forum.killthecan.org/
m
October 18, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Much better is http://www.24homers.com
Lebron
October 18, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Once Cleveland has some winning teams, they can celebrate too. Ease Up.
Ouch my brain
October 19, 2007 at 12:46 am
You forgot one
“with out” = “without”
That entire comment hurt my brain.
The post, on the other hand, was totally warranted.
Ouch my brain
October 19, 2007 at 12:47 am
You forgot one
“with out” = “without”
That entire comment hurt my brain.
The post, on the other hand, was totally warranted.
Ouch my brain
October 19, 2007 at 12:47 am
You forgot one
“with out” = “without”
That entire comment hurt my brain.
The post, on the other hand, was totally warranted.
Lisa
October 19, 2007 at 6:40 am
All I can say is GO MANNY!! He is doing what he gets paid to do HIT THE BALL. I am a SOX fan. Oh by the way Kenny Lofton get a grip you are not the best ball player in the MLB.
Darth Vader
October 19, 2007 at 10:17 am
I thought they were going ot lose last night?
Pheralta kind of looks like an ewok. I hate ewoks.
Yak
October 19, 2007 at 12:32 pm
All he is doing is trying to get a commercial endorsement for Sure antiperspirant!!
N Sid
October 19, 2007 at 3:33 pm
You forgot the part that he likes to celebrate after watching his favorite movie – “Brother from Another Planet”
Dan Duquette
October 20, 2007 at 9:44 am
Only wicked retahds go on blogs and correct spelling. Go yell at Spicoli for having a pizza delivered to class.
Morons. All of you.
Sincerely,
Dan Duquette
PS: Is it me or did the ‘Tribe” lose their cool the other night?
Darth Vader
October 22, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Grady Sizemore I am your father.
Haywood Jablome
November 14, 2007 at 3:36 pm
the author of this article is retarded…get a life and write about how the Sox went on to win the world series…despite morons like yourself that just like to concentrate on everything negative…shut up
trevor
May 6, 2008 at 11:44 am
i would like to use your image (manny) for my high school project at guilderland high school
trevor
May 6, 2008 at 11:44 am
i would like to use your image (manny) for my high school project at guilderland high school
Jose Rodriguez
November 24, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Manny is the best and he likes to have fun. Everyone who criticizes him are dumb ass who don’t know shit about baseball.