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Caught up in the celebration, Schilling lists 13 teams he’d play for next year


A reflective Curt Schilling compiles list of teams to play for during parade

And just for the hell of it, we compiled a list of 13 annoying things about Curt Schilling:

  1. He blogs during parades
  2. He calls into radio shows more than Al Sharpton
  3. He’s Curt Schilling
  4. He talks to his cross necklace in a squeaky baby voice
  5. He doesn’t realize he’s a hired gun
  6. He’s Curt Schilling
  7. He thinks  his teammates actually like him
  8. He carries around a red sharpie at all times, just in case
  9. He’s Curt Schilling
  10. He hates A-Rod, but he’s actually an A-Rod with rings
  11. He made out with Randy Johnson after Game 7 of the ’01 Series
  12. He’s even more annoying when he’s "Curt in the Car"
  13. He’s Curt Schilling


  1. BBW

    October 31, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    Shameful Curt, shameful.

  2. Von Kaiser

    November 1, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    Doucheful Curt, doucheful.

  3. Pete

    November 1, 2007 at 4:41 pm

    Painful Curt, painful.

  4. BJ

    November 1, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    Ass-fistful Curt, ass-fistful.

  5. Skipskeet

    November 1, 2007 at 4:56 pm

    Wangful Curt, wangful.

  6. br

    November 2, 2007 at 9:10 pm

    kind of weak- curt is easy target and you barely got him at all

  7. BJ

    November 2, 2007 at 9:14 pm

    “He talks to his cross necklace in a squeaky baby voice”


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