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The Boss continues to make threats, send messages

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In the wake of telling Joe Torre he’s all but doomed unless the Yankees go on a miraculous playoff run, George Steinbrenner continued on his rampage this afternoon, sending bizarre ultimatums throughout the
organization.  Here’s a look at some of the more entertaining messages.

Boss to Cashman:  "Shave the combover or your fired."

Boss to Mussina:  "Put that crossword away and look excited or I’ll shred that Stanford degree."

Boss to Mattingly:  "Grow that damn mustache back."

Boss to Guidry:  "Just give your mustache to Mattingly."

Boss to Steinbrenner:  "Enough talking through Rubenstein."

Boss to Costanza:  "Get back in my office, I wasn’t done yet, and where is my god damn calzone?!"

Boss to Hal:  "You’ll have nothing and like it."

Boss to Duncan:  "Stop eating Matsui’s helmets and stop asking me to give you a piggyback."

Boss to Giuliani:  "I decree you the Mayor of New York City so we can win a championship."

Boss to Cashman again:  "And if I find you hiding in Torre’s nose, you’re also fired."

Boss to Veras and Ohlendorf:  "Who are you?"

Boss to Wang:  "Me So Horny."

Boss to Steve Swindal:  "Start billing to the Underhills or it’s your ass, the tab is closed."

14 Comments

  1. ?aat Peek

    October 9, 2007 at 9:51 am

    Boss to Paul O’Neill: “Tomorrow I’m gonna need you to catch a fly ball in your hat”

  2. Sippenwoof

    October 10, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    Boss to Girardi: “Berate me to my face and I will hire you, just like I did with young Costanza.”

  3. Chip

    October 10, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    Boss to Peter Angelos : ” Good to see you got my memo on how to get a whole city to hate you in less than 10 years.”

    P.S.: ” I wish I could fire Matt Millen.”

  4. Tj

    October 10, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    Boss to Indians: “I almost bought your shitty franchise.”

  5. Littles

    October 10, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    Boss to Matt Millen: “I wouldn’t let you get my coffee, you invented losing.”

  6. sully

    October 10, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    Boss to Yankees fans: We suck!

  7. Littles

    October 10, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    Boss to Sully: “Chowda sucks.”

  8. TheOne

    October 10, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    Boss to Yankees fans: You suck too.

  9. Yoda

    October 10, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    Boss to MLB: Bush league we are. Have sex with men we do.

  10. SOX101

    October 10, 2007 at 4:42 pm

    Boss to Giambi: Put that needle back in your arm or your fired!

  11. BarryL

    October 10, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    Boss to Torre: “You’re too obsessed with Wang.”

  12. Seabass

    October 10, 2007 at 6:26 pm

    Boss to Boss:Tell me that loss was my dementia, what?…Damn.

  13. KATRINEHOLM REVIEW

    October 11, 2007 at 3:09 am

    Boss to Democrats: “Get some balls or you’re out in 2008!”

  14. metmark

    October 11, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    Boss to ARod:”For what I pay you, I could have got some real talent.”

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