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Diverse David Wright introduces new look(s)
- Updated: November 13, 2007
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest Wright prepares to get weird on people.
Storm Shadow Wright reveals to SNY studio host that the whole point of wearing the ninja hat is not just to wreck shit, but to show off his freshly waxed eyebrows. Eat your heart out LoDuca.
Burn victim-massive head wound Wright, seemingly 5 years old here, confirms that he is in fact a huge Coneheads fan.
Ron Darling’s inner monologue: "Right, uh huh, suuure Casper, great point,
yeah, I’m really listening intently while you wear that penis cap."
Disclaimer: Wright was apparently wearing the hat
because he was at a cancer unit in NY earlier that day, so he wore it to honor the kids. Unfortunately, this segment was caught in the final couple minutes where the only thing discussed was baseball, and thus we thought this it was just a poor attempt at a new look. We apologize.
Additional Note: The SportsHernia writers are currently wearing similar hats over their faces to hide their embarrassment. Um, oops.
Greg
November 13, 2007 at 11:30 am
If you did a little more research you’d find that he was wearing it because he was at a cancer unit in NY earlier that day and he wore it for the kids…..nice work
The Sports Hernia
November 13, 2007 at 11:40 am
We tuned in towards the very end Greg, but thanks for making us feel so good.
peeps
November 13, 2007 at 11:54 am
The kids hats are much different, if he wore the ones they wear it would be clear he was doing something for a cause.
Instead he looks like a human penis with his chic hat.
LB
November 13, 2007 at 12:06 pm
CONEHEAD!!
boris jackov
November 13, 2007 at 3:13 pm
boris enjoy good make fun of kid! boris enjoy davy wright penis headski! boris think that if davy wright want show solidarity with cancer baby, he maybe shave off his eyebrows hairs!
Yestin
November 13, 2007 at 4:11 pm
That third picture he looks like something from Planet of the Apes, and I don’t know why. Well I do, but it’s hard to explain
Sid Bream
November 13, 2007 at 10:11 pm
This is fantastic. From commentor John Starks on Deadspin’s Wright cancer post:
“Will he be dressing up in blackface in February to honor African Americans?”
car
November 23, 2007 at 2:27 pm
he is doing he best to contribute in every way, shape and form to the community and this is the gratitude he gets?
…tough crowd…
-David Wright always does the “Wright” thing.
Andy
March 26, 2008 at 8:18 pm
ya need to get a life and lay off people who do the right thing like David Wright. He does the best he can to help other people in ways you’ll probly never will.
someone
July 17, 2008 at 9:07 pm
OmG he still looks so effin hott
someone
July 17, 2008 at 9:07 pm
OmG he still looks so effin hott, hotter than my balls
Eazy
October 4, 2008 at 8:53 am
i can see the planet of the apes reference in the 3rd picture.. looks like hes bout to go to battle with the humans. crazy little monkey. too bad he spends more time thinking about his little hats than trying to get a hit in september.
tamtam
October 4, 2008 at 4:58 pm
david wright and alex rodriguez are now officially beauty buddies. they share the same stylist, but david wright is too embarrassed to show it, hence the hat
Lisa
January 29, 2010 at 9:03 am
You guys are jerks for talking bad about someone who is trying to make sick kids feel better. What if it was your kid in the hospital? Would you still say shit like that about him? I didn’t think so!
TheSportsHernia
January 29, 2010 at 11:35 am
Did you read the update at the bottom? Doesn’t sound like you did. For that, you suck.
veronica
September 24, 2010 at 10:41 am
david wright is a good baseball playre and hes baseball classmate. evertime the play my heart gos into the game even if the lose or are loses. my heart gos into the game.