It’s currently Friday! This is what sports figures are currently doing…

Joe Torre currently doing as many side gigs as possible…

Miguel Cabrera currently eating cartoonish turkey leg…

Guest on Jim Rome currently wishing he was actually burning…

Herm Edwards currently preparing uplifting post-game loss speech for Week 10…

Scott Boras currently bathing A-Rod…

Tony Romo currently practicing over-excited Favre touchdown celebration…

Panthers currently praying for a quarterback to fall out of a tree…

Devil Rays currently re-designing more jerseys to sit on the shelves and collect dust…

Mr. Bigglesworth currently on SportCenter’s Budweiser Hotseat…

Stuart Scott currently preparing awkward exchange with Hubie Brown…

Jason Giambi currently making sure hair is completely soaked…

Tom Hicks currently preparing to overpay awful free agent…

Keith Hernandez’s mustache currently beefing people who don’t have mustaches…

Tom Brady Currently choosing between velvet smoking jacket or ‘vintage’ Led Zeppelin hoodie

Paul Pierce at Store 24 deciding between baked beans or Luck of the Irish Scratch Ticket

Bill Walton and Phil Jackson currently in bidding war over teepee…

Tony Gwynn currently eating small city…

Joe Buck currently doing play-by-play of a circle jerk…

Tim McCarver currently trading incorrect player names with Pat Summerall…

John Madden currently asking out loud if Tony Romo is indeed having fun out there…

Al Michaels currently being confused for Kermit the Frog…

Undertaker currently bragging to wrestling groupie about his undefeated Wrestlemania streak…

Adrian Adonis currently wondering where it all went wrong…

Rich Garces aka El Guapo currently promoting the edible baseball…

Boston fans currently succeeding at being the most annoying people on earth…

Sports Guy currently championing that effort…