Sports Hernia Blog

It’s currently Friday! This is what sports figures are currently doing…

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Barry Bonds currently getting an asterisk tattooed on both biceps and breasts…

A-Rod, Boras, Devil currently enjoying rowdy weekly BBQ in hell…

Merton Hanks currently doing "Funky Chicken" on neighbors front lawn…

Tom Brady and team of stylists currently discussing Sunday’s post-game press conference outfit…

Stephen A. Smith currently yelling something about "The Big Ticket"…

Martina Hingis currently passing on dinner…

Kobe Bryant currently requesting meeting with Steinbrenner…

Jon Kitna and wife currently still laughing about their Halloween costumes

Manny Ramirez currently with hands above head admiring Fusilli Manny….

Gilbert Arenas currently showing up someone, somewhere…

Charles Barkley currently killing TNT’s featured game on TNT’s NBA pregame show…

Joe Girardi currently wondering if own head is made of cement…

Joe Torre currently hanging on to floating-island-of-a-combover

Players, coaches, broadcasters, scientists, strippers, Democratic presidential candidates currently discussing how "LONG" Durant is

Iverson currently asking himself "Do I really play in Denver?"…

Kyle Turley currently only responding to "Thor"…

Steve Nash currently licking fingers, tucking hair behind ears…

Marv Albert and Oscar de La Hoya currently trading lingerie…

Boston sports fans currently the most annoying people on the planet…

Carolina Panthers currently dumping Chris Weinke into Atlantic Ocean…

Doug Collins currently buying Micheal Jordan underoos off ebay…

Jaguars starting QB Quinn Grady currently looking at reflection in puddle of water and saying "Who am I?"…

Joey Chestnut currently stuffing his face with sliders while yelling into mirror "You’re going down, Chestnut!"…

Sixers currently wishing the NBA season was over…

Timberwolves currently wondering if they are the 06-07 Celtics…

Peyton Manning currently reading defenses on Madden ’08 while filming next commercial…

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