Sports Hernia Blog

Report: Everything still sucks

As previously reported by the SportsHernia, everything continues to suck.  In fact, with the Mitchell Report being released yesterday, sources say the SSI (Sports Suck Index) received a huge spike, reaching an all-time high.  And with no hope in sight coming from the NBA, NHL or NFL, there may be no limit to just how much this sucking will continue.

According to a study by Harvard University’s General Sucking Department, sucking is up an astounding 700% since 2003.  The study also concluded that the top two most respected sports are now professional wrestling and boxing, in that order.

Although data is still unclear, officials are worried that sports will go from "sucking royally" to "sucking major balls" in the not too distant future.


Thanks to the equally cheery folks at for the pic.


  1. Tricep Ted

    December 14, 2007 at 4:00 pm

    I suck.

  2. Bill Walton

    December 14, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    we’re all terrrrrrrrible

  3. Russianator

    December 14, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    In the words of homer simpson – Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

  4. Von Kaiser

    December 14, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    HA! Homer is always preaching the truest shit.

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