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Sixers trade Korver so they can release humorous ‘dude’ photo

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Despite several media outlets reporting the Philadelphia 76ers made their recent trade "just for the fuck of it,"  our Philly insider claims the true intent behind the deal was simply a shameful excuse to share this glorious ‘dude’ photograph with the rest of the world.

While trading a nondescript white dude for a foreign nondescript white dude definitely sounds like a "just for the fuck of it" kind of deal, it’s hard to argue that they weren’t absolutely dying for this photograph to get some run.

The image alone warrants a lifetime membership to the Walton family teepee.

5 Comments

  1. Soy

    December 29, 2007 at 5:33 pm

    Utah continues the everlasting search to find a new Horny. Giricek refused to wipe his hand on his cheek like a queer during every FT; now he’s in Philly.

  2. Pop Culture

    December 30, 2007 at 11:16 am

    From what I understand, Kyle was liked very much by the Sixer female fan base. I’m sure he’ll be missed by the ladies.

    As a male Sixer fan…I won’t miss the fact that I could beat the guy off the dribble, he couldn’t hit 15 footers but he could hit threes, and he has that floppy hair that gives me tired-head.

  3. russianator

    December 30, 2007 at 11:19 am

    In Utah, not even foreign white dudes are good enough, they must be pure bred American white dudes to truly fit in – so this trade makes perfect sense.

  4. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    January 2, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    that was a cheap shot by Stefanski, taking advantage of my absence for some vacation around New Year’s day to trade my boy

    Now in Philly they will hopefully sell Korver wigs at special rates, let me go check

  5. Joe the Dog Lover

    September 4, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    I love the hair.

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