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TheGARV awakes from 2-day nap

Highlights from this one:

  • His prized Pennington poster is now located inside his playroom
  • He thinks it’s time for everyone to "get off Bill Belicheat’s nuts"
  • He compares Patriots fans to Barry Bonds’ mom
  • According to TheGARV, when Pats fans look in the mirror they have asterisks on their foreheads


  1. dtown

    December 12, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    How does TheGARV know how to post videos on YouTube?

    That’s the most troubling aspect of this entire Garv series.

  2. Russianator

    December 12, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    Honest question – if you replaced emmitt smith with the Garv, would there be any drop off in broadcast talent on the set of ESPN?

  3. TBone

    December 12, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    HA! Well done Russianator.

  4. rip

    December 13, 2007 at 9:02 am

    As a Pats fan, I’ve honestly never laughed AT someone harder than when I laughed AT the Garv

  5. Fitzy

    December 13, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    This guy is just ripping off Fitzy. Problem is, he has no comedic ability.

  6. Rayeo

    December 13, 2007 at 6:33 pm

    New England fans don’t have their own city but the Jets don’t even play in their OWN STATE nevermind their own stadium. They need the Giants to share theirs for those bums.

  7. mark Aquino

    December 13, 2007 at 8:38 pm

    hahahahaha what a clown the Jets are so good too I mean we BARELY beat them with all our cheating and against teams who dont cheat they are undefeated probably

  8. Kevin

    December 14, 2007 at 2:53 am

    No doubt TheGARV’s guarantee will be the Patriots’ primary motivation to win this weekend.

  9. Marv

    December 14, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    TheGarv also guaranteed that Betamax would outlast VHS.

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