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Brady boot actually just a Stetson designer prototype

The internet went intershit wild this morning after a video clip surfaced of Tom Brady walking in Manhattan with what appeared to be a boot cast on his foot. 

Immediately after watching the clip, we turned to our SoHo-based Hernia mole who was able to get the real scoop on the now famous boot which has been lucky enough to smell the foot of the dimpled chinned coochie-magnet-of-a-quarterback for the last 24 hours.

"That f@*%ing boot is no cast," said our foulmouthed source.  "This is Tom f@*%ing Brady, if he had a cast on it would have been dipped in gold first and then topped with diamond sprinkles.  That boot he was seen wearing is one of Stetson’s new designer prototypes and since he’s their chief guy, he’s been wearing it since the AFC Championship game to create a buzz.  And as you can see, it’s created a f@*%ing buzz."

The flashy prototype is not to be confused with Curt Schilling’s "Sock-a-doodle-do" sock coloring line that has seen a steady sales decline since it’s gay debut in 2004.


  1. Soy

    January 22, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    What an ass, delivering flowers to himself.

  2. Von Kaiser

    January 22, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    Did he take a shit yet? I need reports, faster.

  3. james

    January 22, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    he rocks

  4. james

    January 22, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    GO PATS!! eli manning sucks he is so ver rated

  5. jnr98

    January 22, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    He’s gonna need to rest his pecker in that after a few days with Giselle.

  6. jnr98

    January 22, 2008 at 10:18 pm

    whoa, just saw the posting ahead of mine. Eli is overrated? say what? he was nearly benched in week 12. Shaddup you homer

  7. Soy

    January 23, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    Those aren’t flowers – it’s a dick in a box.

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