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Brett Fraud?


Pictured above is, of course, every man’s favorite mancrush Brett Favre at left, and Kutztown quarterback and NFL prospect Kyle Spotts at right.

Pretty sure everyone can relax now and stop doing their morning gurgle with the old man, it’s clear Spotts has been the god-like figure playing inspired football for Green Bay all season long and not the graying country boy.  But we all know what a proud guy Brett is, so expect the real Favre to return for the playoffs next week just in time to throw a few awful picks and lose.

We’re very impressed with Spotts though, and not by his clutch play for the Packers this season, but for his riveting and often times inspiring role as Landry Clarke on Friday Night Lights.


Special thanks to big Mike C. for sending in the tip on Spotts.


  1. Von Kaiser

    January 6, 2008 at 11:40 am

    Even wears #4, that shit is eerie.

  2. Soy

    January 6, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    My quality of life has been unmatched since I put *favre* into Firefox’s adblock.

  3. Smash Williams

    January 6, 2008 at 10:41 pm

    Shit boy, ‘dat look like my boy Landry. L-Clarke don’t play much though. Did you know I’m the star of the team?

  4. WiscGreen

    January 6, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    He does resemble him a bit, but the picture of Spotts on that first link looks A LOT like a young Favre.

    On a different note, I don’t agree with your interception prediction, Brett will once again teach Matt Hasselbeck how it’s done.

  5. Von Kaiser

    January 7, 2008 at 11:59 am

    I’m guessing ‘WiscGreen’ is a frequent ESPN board commenter.

    “Brett will once again teach Matt Hasselbeck how it’s done”

  6. Mo Sarsour

    January 7, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    I always thought new Phillies OF Geoff Jenkins was Favre’s twin.

  7. Marv

    January 7, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    I hope the Packers do crush the ‘Hawks. I will never get over Hassleback saying on the OT coin flip a few years ago “We want the ball and we’re going to score” and then throwing a pick that was returned for a touchdown.

    What a nugget of douche.

  8. pete

    January 7, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Good point, plus he’s bald, like weird Conehead bald.

  9. TSH

    January 7, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    Good call Mo, Jenkins does look like Favre.

  10. Ludicrisp

    January 7, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    Spotts’ hair/beard combo > Favre’s hair/beard combo

  11. Scott

    January 7, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    The link says he wears #11 — photoshopped?

  12. Michael

    January 7, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Favre is the coolest QB in the NFL. He may not be the best but he is the one most of us most want to be like. I mean really, wouldn’t you rather throw the football around in your wranglers with a bunch of dudes rather than be bangin’ Gisele Bunchen like Brady or Jessica Simpson like Romo!!! 😉

    We all baby!

  13. The Sports Hernia

    January 7, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    Holy hell Michael, heads across the world just exploded.

    They still sell Wranglers?

  14. Michael

    January 7, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    I think Brett and professional rodeo riders are the only ones left in the word that do. Keep your eyes peeled for the Blue Light Special on them the next time you visit your local K-Mart. Are they still in business?

  15. HH

    January 8, 2008 at 11:22 am

    I think that spotts boy is pretty damn hott!!!

  16. gay dude at kutztown

    January 10, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    i hit that once before… i’ve had better…

  17. Justin Korup

    January 14, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    im pretty sure my boy brett favre was really out there on saturday

  18. Von Kaiser

    January 14, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    Justin, did you cry at your press conference too when discussing your quarterback?

  19. Rowengardner

    November 14, 2008 at 12:39 am

    What happened to this kid?

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