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Clemens said he was just listening to ‘Lethal Injection’

Less than 24 hours after stating that he received a legal injection, Roger Clemens changed his statement Friday, saying he was "listening" to "Lethal Injection," the famous 1993 album by rapper Ice Cube.

"That’s right, the album is just amazing, especially ‘Ghetto Bird’, shit gets me amped," said the fat bloated Texan.  "And I said the ‘B-side,’ not ‘Vitamin B.’  It’s hip hop.  Have you listened to that album?  Wonderful.  He samples everything from Funkadelic to Slick Rick’s ‘Lick the Balls’… just fantastic.  Have you heard ‘Bop Gun’?  Underrated.  Lyrics like ‘So do I have to put my handcuffs on your mama’.  Wait, maybe that’s not appropriate.  How about these:  ‘I wants to get fucked up when I?m chillin?, whoa/The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill-in.’  Wait – no, no,no.  I don’t take pills…"

In a related story, it’s been another slow news day for big Rog (via ProSportsDaily):



  1. Marv

    January 4, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    So whatcha gonna do when you get outta jail?
    I’m gonna have some fun with bop gun

  2. Von Kaiser

    January 4, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    I’m usually topless whenever I play Ghetto Bird in the car.

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