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Dana Jacobson would like to kiss Joe Namath


Cheers Dana, somebody had to treat it like the shitshow it was sooo destined to be.

UPDATE:  ESPN suspended our new hero Dana Jacobson for a week following the incident at the Mike & Mike roast.  That’s right, a whole week!  Her hilarious yet apparently offensive comments about Notre Dame didn’t help her case much:

"f… Notre dame"
"f… touchdown Jesus"
and – the step-aside-because-lightning-is-about-to-strike…    "f…

Latest: ESPN sends Dana Jacobson away for a week (Deadspin)

Dana Jacobson drinks and curses like a sailor (Deadspin)
Dana Jacobson is a vodka drinker (Awful Announcing)
That wild Dana Jacobson (It is About the Money, Stupid)


  1. Cinematically-Correct

    January 16, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    I am so down with ESPN bashing…it has become MTV and the root of all evil.

  2. jnr98

    January 16, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    Yo! Thanks for the link. I try to give ESPN its props for things it does well, like live blogging the MLB Hearings, but when I get my paws on the Dana Jacobson thing… well, gotta run with that.


  3. JA

    January 16, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    Dana Jacobson actually got her start in the “Man Hands” episode of Seinfeld. Not many know this because you couldnt see her face.

  4. Stan Gabriel

    January 16, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    Greeeeat call, she’s totally “man hands.”

    She can open a non-twist off beer cap in her sleep.

  5. jnr98

    January 16, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    Maybe it’s me, but Jacobson seems like “that girl” fron college that always wanted to hang with all the guys, be their best girl friend (that none of them slept with), know as much or more about sports than any of them, drink/swear like a sailor, play pick-up hoops all the time, etc. Now, she’s all growed up, but has no idea how to be “feminine” or “pretty” and she still wants to be part of the boys club. Now the boys just laugh AT her instead of merely WITH her.

    Nice bangs, Dana, BTW. Fifth grade called and wants them back.

  6. Von Kaiser

    January 16, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    Exactly, hangs out with the boys and boozes until the wee hours but at the end of the night one of the guys accidentally bangs her because he was so drunk.

    I must admit though, we need more chicks swilling vodka straight from the bottle.

    Shit is inspiring.

  7. Soy

    January 17, 2008 at 2:43 am

    How dare she get drunk and have a good time at a shitstorm of an event!

    Actually, this should be a requirement – all ESPN anchors should be drunk when on-air. Might be enough to lure Dan Patrick back.

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