Sports Hernia Blog

Decision close on that horse’s ashes

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Contrary to several reports floating around the internet today, there aren’t many of Barbaro’s ashes left over.  The Sports Hernia mole, always ahead of the pack, discovered a few months ago where most of the horse’s heroic parts
ended up:

Leg – glue

Hair – violin bow

Hide – baseball covering

Lean muscle – Belgian dinner

Tail – now resides on Dick Weiss’ head

Head – stuffed for revive role of Khartoum, the horse in "The Godfather," whose bloody head ended up in Jack Woltz’s bed

2 Comments

  1. Posey

    January 19, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    The presence of that glue stick is so ominous.

  2. jj

    January 23, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    GOOD STUFF!! IRONICALLY THE “BARBARO”s STORY CONTINUES TO HAVE LEG’S,LONG AFTER HIS GAVE OUT AND SENT HIM TO THE GLUE FACTORY!!

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