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F.U. Corner: The Barber brothers

Hey, Tiki and Ronde, FUCK YOU!

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You outfit matching, overall-wearing dickbags, go get your weekly teeth whitening blast before you hit the swing set together you insufferable pair of scrotum jugglers.  I could give a rats ass about you two bagging on Eli Manning, but everyone’s tired of you effeminate douchebags running your glistening mouths like you’re Hall of Fame locks, so it’s time to shut the fuck up. 

Last I checked one of you fish-looking dickticklers hung up the pads early so you could smile more often for the camera while the other matching cockrocket talked shit on a radio show as if he’s some lights-out-Deion-Sanders cover corner.  What happened on Sunday?  Oh, that’s right, both of you shitbags took it up the tailpipe, so right now would be a wise time to shut the fuck up.  And speaking of, your radio show is called "The Barber Shop"?  My god, both of you, please get royally
fucked.  You both deserve a Chuck Cecil helmet-to-no-helmet death spear.

Tiki, you probably get manicures more often than you bang your wife, so don’t talk tough, you’re a fucking joke.  And Ronde, you didn’t do shit on Sunday, the Bucs D’ was intimidating six years ago, so shutting the fuck up is long overdue sir.  Hey, here’s an idea, maybe it’s time for you too to be a total pussy and hang it up early.  Perhaps you can join the panel on the View, I’m sure your gay fucking giggle would fit right in with that group of shitslags.

Bottom line, fuck the Barber Shop, there are 246 days before opening weekend of the 2008 season, so until you’re required to speak again by your respective network or team, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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Disclaimer:  FU Corner’s are delivered to Hernia Headquarters by a headless horseman.  Big Bad Weiss, the father of the FU Corner, did not pen this hate letter, however it was written in blood by one of his dedicated soliders.

11 Comments

  1. Tiki's PR

    January 7, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    The picture says it all, but thanks for shitting on these two, they deserve every bit of it.

  2. jnr98

    January 7, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    The venom here is so palpable and delicious; just what I needed on a Monday with a bad cold.

  3. Von Kaiser

    January 7, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    Nice fucking puppy.

  4. Cinematically-Correct

    January 7, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    They are so irritating…it’s like listening to Sean Salisbury go on and on about great quarterback play. HE SUCKED. Someone tell him that he was garbage as a player and his opinion holds no water. At least guys like Keyshawn Johnson, Dan Marino, and Chris Carter were good players.

    The Barber twins are both highly overrated douchebags with douchebag smiles and douchebag opinions. Tiki is a vag and Ronde is garbage. I bet they cried on draft day when they learned they were going to different cities…kind of like the two geeks in “Better Off Dead” when they were picked for two different pick-up basketball teams.

    Was it “Better Off Dead”…or was it “Sixteen Candles”…I can’t be sure right now. Whatever…doesn’t matter…the Barber’s are cockgobblers.

  5. JA

    January 7, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    Amen!

  6. Soy

    January 7, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Even the keyboard player in the “Eye of the Tiger” video wouldn’t wear a turtleneck sweater.

  7. TBone, TSH

    January 7, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    “I bet they cried on draft day when they learned they were going to different cities…kind of like the two geeks in “Better Off Dead” when they were picked for two different pick-up basketball teams.”

    Perfect, loved those two freaks. But I’ almost positive that was from Just One of the Guys.

  8. Cinematically-Correct

    January 7, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    That is right on…it was “Just One Of The Guys”. My 80s movie brain has those movies all compiled together as if they were one 10 hour long film.

  9. JoeSportsFan

    January 8, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    Brutus the Barber was way better.

  10. tamtam

    September 2, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    cute puppy :)

  11. rate my wife

    April 23, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    what is so wrong with these guys. they are awesome.

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