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Pasquarelli takes combover to new level

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This shocking photo of Len Pasquarelli made it’s way around the internet yesterday but it wasn’t until now that we were able to stop staring at our screens like cavemen and process what it was that we were looking at.

While initially thinking this was the greatest see-through toupee we’ve ever seen, one writer here was able to reel it back in and put it together:

"I don’t think thats a toupee," said esteemed writer Gerrard Sir Hornypants.  "I think its one of those deals where he stubbornly refuses to just shave his head so the sporadic wave of hair gives that surreal effect."

Whether it’s a toupee, an extremely rad combover, a massive spiderweb or simply smoke rising from his head, this could easily be one of the most defiant moves on the decade.

It almost looks as if a panicked producer, in fear of his bald dome, placed a bunch of dryer sheets on his head right before he went on camera.

While we’ve affectionately nicknamed Dick Stockton "smokehair," this Pasquarelli sighting might be cause to reevaluate things because Stockton’s smoking head looks like harmless child’s play compared to the hazy cloud of smoke that is this man’s hair.

10 Comments

  1. Spawn

    January 10, 2008 at 10:33 am

    I can’t stop staring at this thing.

  2. jnr98

    January 10, 2008 at 11:12 am

    I want me some gray cotton candy.

  3. Big Al

    January 10, 2008 at 11:42 am

    I can’t stop looking at it either! If I was to ever do such a God awful thing, I would hope someone, anyone, would slap me silly, and knock a little common sense into my combed over head.

  4. Russianator

    January 10, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    There’s only one answer – to take up a collection so we can raise the $13.95 to get Lenny P this – http://www.onlyhairloss.com/glh/ – it comes in silver/grey

  5. The Sports Hernia

    January 10, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    Who gets the honor of spraying his head? Actually we could just get a bunch of cans and everyone could spray him at once.

  6. Russianator

    January 10, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    I think people would pay good money for a turn doing that – to subdued pasquarelli someone could slip some sleeping pills in his metamucil

  7. Von Kaiser

    January 10, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    I can’t believe all this time Pasquarelli is actually Biff. Marty and Doc must be furious when they see this prick on ESPN.

  8. Marv

    January 11, 2008 at 8:22 am

    Spot on Von Kaiser! Pasquarelli IS Future Biff!

  9. jnr98

    January 11, 2008 at 11:51 am

    LP has a merkin that color, too, I bet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

  10. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    January 17, 2008 at 11:06 am

    OMG, I thought it was Kyle Korver in 10 years

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