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Spoiler Alert! Tom Brady to start Super Bowl, Daniel Larusso to fight!!

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Thank heavens, the boot cast is off and Miyagi fixed the ribs with his banzai rub!!!  Tommy Dimple Dream will start Super Bowl XLII and Daniel Larusso will fight!!!

Additional spoilers:

  • Rudy to suit up in Notre Dame’s final home game
  • Vince Papale to make Eagles roster
  • Cleveland Indians to win the pennant and peal a section
  • Hickory to win the state title
  • Danny Noonan to sink match-winning putt
  • Kelly Leak to eventually join the Bad News Bears
  • The Hanson Brothers will start a game, fight
  • Johnny Utah to blow out his knee in bowl game, causing him to "miss window"
  • Prefontaine to break NCAA mile record
  • Joe Kane to get drunk, miss out on Heisman race
  • Scott Howard to shed fur, hit crucial free throws
  • Roy Hobbs to make solid contact on final pitch
  • Shane Falco to leave sinking houseboat, start in championship game
  • Maggie Fitzgerald to box and eventually die

7 Comments

  1. Educated Bet

    January 22, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    Brady should use The Crane Technique, “Because if done right no can defend!”
    Peace…Iron Mike

  2. Marv

    January 22, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    Iron Mike, I always wondered that, because in Karate Kid II, the Crane Kick is a total joke. Does LaRusso not do it correctly? Hillary Swank obviously didn’t either since she died in that boxing movie.

  3. Soy

    January 22, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    Great. I was gonna watch all of these movies for the first time this week, but not anymore.

    Assholes.

  4. Frank Coffey

    January 23, 2008 at 2:15 am

    Yes, cast is off, but apparently he will be wearing the “Tommy-Cam” during the game – which I understand is cumbersome. Gisele’s idea.

  5. JUICE

    January 23, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    * ROCKY TO COME BACK AND KICK CLUBBER LANGS AZZZ TO REGAIN THE TITLE!

  6. Educated Bet

    January 25, 2008 at 10:16 am

    How about the kid that swept Larusso’s leg and started crying.
    Two minutes later he is like YAAAAA1 ,Put him in a body bag!
    Peace…Iron MIke

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    February 11, 2008 at 12:23 pm

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