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SNY gives not-so-subtle message that station is no longer interested in Banks

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(NAVAJO COUNTRY, AZ) — SNY contributor and former Giants great, Carl Banks, received a not-so-subtle message from network execs yesterday that the station was no longer interested in his services, as he was left for dead in the Arizona desert while supposedly covering the Super Bowl.

Sources say a "confused" Banks was dispatched to the desert for a brief spot on the popular talk show "Daily News Live", with producers saying the desert would add a "nice, authentic feel" to his coverage, before they eventually sped off in a unmarked van.

Shortly after his broadcast, Banks was seen wearing a headband, leading a pack of coyotes and reciting obscure Doors’ lyrics while occasionally blindsiding unsuspecting cacti.

(one more pic of Banks lost in the desert after the jump)

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5 Comments

  1. gerrard sir hornypants

    January 31, 2008 at 11:58 am

    they really deserve an emmy for that set design. look at that table. its breathtaking…

  2. Marv

    January 31, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    It’s so sad. Looks like he was stood up for some sort of secluded dinner. Is this a lost episode of The Bachelor?

    What a terrible message to send to a fantastic Super Tecmobowl player.

  3. Stonehands

    January 31, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Why is he all bundled up? I bet he’s been out there for weeks without food or water.

  4. jnr98

    January 31, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    I had a better set of furniture in my first apartment after college.

  5. hallArrabebra

    May 12, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    Nothing recedes like success.
    — Walter Winchell

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