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ESPN deftly steers away from highlights and pulls into Ass Parade Drive


We’d love to stick around and see how they used the Sepia effect, but this is all a bit much.

All we know, Roger, is that the guy behind you is painfully scorned with the fury of a mildly popular substitute teacher.


  1. Jerry At Tick

    February 14, 2008 at 12:09 am

    How did ESPN pull that off? Neato effects.

  2. Zen Wizard

    February 14, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Who is that dude?

    I could swear I saw him wandering around the Grassy Knoll in Dallas in 1963.

  3. How do you spell retard?

    February 14, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    Which one is Roger Clemens?
    Coming soon, The 08 MLB Draft…IN 3-D!!

  4. How do you spell retard?

    February 14, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    Get your 3-D glasses kids!!! They should use the Sepia effect to make John Clayton look less like a nine year old with Progeria.

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