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Cabrera out to prove Marlins wrong, squash “immature” label

8 Comments

  1. Von Kaiser

    February 25, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    Why is he in uniform on a golf course?

  2. Soy

    February 25, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    Because that’s where the Tigers will be in October?

  3. Von Kaiser

    February 25, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    Soy for threeeeee…. good!

  4. Zen Wizard

    February 25, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    He’s trying to intimidate the pitcher with his Crouching Tiger/Hidden Bullfrog-pose.

  5. jnr98

    February 25, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    It’s a little known fact that Miggy can smell hamburgers, chorizo and flan with his tongue. he has accuracy within 50 feet, better than most after-market GPS units.

  6. Von Kaiser

    February 25, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    Miguel “The Animal” Steele.

    “Crouching Tiger/Hidden Bullfrog-pose” – that’s awesome, and I’m betting that Rich Garces has the bullfrog.

  7. Raquel

    February 26, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    I feel like he should be more worried about squashing the “fat” label… which he can do easily, since he’s fat. Ha, see what I did there?

  8. Zen Wizard

    February 26, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    Detroit has so many other attractive amenities–like, for instance, proximity to Windsor, Canada–that it is not that crucial that the Tigers succeed this year.

    What’s PETA’s stance on Santeria ceremonies?

    I’m just curious.

    But you could argue, “The MLB is to chickens what the NFL is to dogs.”

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