Sports Hernia Blog

It’s currently Friday! This is what sports figures are currently doing…

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Big Ben currently wondering if, much like when Cleveland’s
Cuyahoga River caught fire, the toxic crap in his hair will finally ignite…

Bulls coach Jim Boylan currently adding Drew Gooden amendment to already long winded hair policy…

Carl Pavano currently wasting perfectly good oxygen somewhere…

Hank Steinbrenner currently addressing reporters through haze of smoke…

Currently hoping for someone in spring training to charge the pitching machine…

Manny Ramirez currently texting Ruben Sierra new Salsa ringtone…

Gary Sheffield currently ‘dishin straight’ on someone…

Yankees camp currently dead after Girardi sponsored bare knuckle boxing cardio…

Mark Prior currently using pitching arm as W?? controller…

Ozzie Guillen currently berating busboy for mistaking him for being a busboy…

Every NBA beat writer currently wearing a replica Vecsey beard…

Pete Rose currently canceling 10 am tee time with Satan…

Devil Rays currently having problem coming up with reasons not to name a local Hooters waitress as 5th starter…

Todd Jones currently applying mixture of jizz and used motor oil to his creepy facial hair…

Bill Belichick currently cheating on his tax returns…

Justin Tuck currently eating live lion for lunch…

Royals fans currently looking ahead to the year after next year…

Rays and Marlins fans currently trading lives and then shrugging…

5 Comments

  1. Soy

    February 22, 2008 at 11:13 pm

    Dwyayne Wade still taking FTs from the 2006 Finals…

  2. Bobb-o

    February 23, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    Dick Vitale currently washing Coach K’s hair…

  3. Zen Wizard

    February 24, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    Shouldn’t somebody invent a flame-retardant hair spray?

    Sports figures, firemen, and Clevelanders would all seem to be a potential prospect.

  4. Soy

    February 24, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    I think the point is that we WANT people who use hair spray to be aflame.

  5. saucy

    February 27, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    Gary Sheffield losing his mind…. spring has arrived!

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