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Joe Benigno is…

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… a sports radio personality on WFAN in New York
… the host of a haunted game show
… the mafia king of some emerald clad city
… a guy you’re convinced you’ve seen on one of those old black and white TV shows
… a vampire
… a man who favors ties made entirely of fruit roll-ups
… a guy who owns a Jets drinking helmet
… a guy who clearly doesn’t give a rats ass about anything
… cousin Jeffrey’s biggest supporter
… will always be outrageous
… Scottish
… a fashion icon
… spends hours a day agonizing over D’Brickashaw Ferguson’s inability to pick up the zone blitz
… will eventually strong-arm Sweeney Murti into growing a mustache
… who knows, but I bet his barber can kick your ass
… your idol

12 Comments

  1. jnr98

    February 13, 2008 at 11:34 am

    a typical long island resident?

  2. jj

    February 13, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    THE PICTURE AND COMMENTS DON’T DO THIS JACKASS JUSTICE. YOU HAVE TO HEAR HIM SPEAK, THEN YOU’LL UNDERSTAND!!!

  3. Stonehands

    February 13, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    He’s from Jersey. In fact, he IS Jersey.

  4. Tom

    February 13, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    He’s Joe from Saddle River!!!!!

  5. jnr98

    February 13, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    I stand corrected. All that was missing was the mullet, I guess.

  6. The Thrill

    February 13, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    When I bark orders at people, I tell them Beinigno sent me

  7. gerrard sir hornypants

    February 13, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    he’s the first guy to ever wear a live fish tie…

  8. Joolio Downs-Blythe O'Skool

    February 14, 2008 at 6:00 am

    …not nearly as gay as Mad Dog.

  9. durty mr. clean

    February 14, 2008 at 10:20 am

    …the only guy who knows the whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa’s body.

  10. saucy

    February 14, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    “…not nearly as gay as Mad Dog.”

    i’m thoroughly convinced Chris MadDog Russo smokes crack….

  11. tamtam

    September 4, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    …vito corleone’s bookie :)

  12. VMAN

    April 10, 2009 at 11:45 pm

    He is a typical dumb whop!

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