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McNamee offers Congress creepy array of Clemens paraphernalia
- Updated: February 8, 2008
Brian McNamee submitted chief evidence in the Clemens case today handing over syringes, a beer can and several grotesquely crusted jizz rags, as seen above.
Rumors have circled that Congress will also request a Clemens stool sample, which trainer Brian McNamee has already offered. He also has 134 locks of Clemens hair, seven different type of Clemens bobbleheads, a lifesize Clemens mold that McNamee takes naps in, as well as three authentic Clemens caps that McNamee puts to use around his house: one as a paint bucket, one as a tub to wash his favorite dog Kody Klemens, and another for a Jell-O mold.
McNamee has also crafted a fake mustache, assumed to avoid law enforcement, made entirely of Clemens ass pubes.
A Clemens fathead with "unidentifiable" stains was also submitted as part of the literally mounting stack of evidence against the former-kinda-retired-ex pitcher.