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McNamee offers Congress creepy array of Clemens paraphernalia

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Brian McNamee submitted chief evidence in the Clemens case today handing over syringes, a beer can and several grotesquely crusted jizz rags, as seen above.

Rumors have circled that Congress will also request a Clemens stool sample, which trainer Brian McNamee has already offered.  He also has 134 locks of Clemens hair, seven different type of Clemens bobbleheads, a lifesize Clemens mold that McNamee takes naps in, as well as three authentic Clemens caps that McNamee puts to use around his house: one as a paint bucket, one as a tub to wash his favorite dog Kody Klemens, and another for a Jell-O mold.

McNamee has also crafted a fake mustache, assumed to avoid law enforcement, made entirely of Clemens ass pubes. 

A Clemens fathead with "unidentifiable" stains was also submitted as part of the literally mounting stack of evidence against the former-kinda-retired-ex pitcher.

3 Comments

  1. jj

    February 9, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    WHAT A CIRCUS, CAN IT GET ANY BETTER THEN THIS!!! I GUESS IT CAN NOW THAT McNAMEE HAS REVEALED THAT HE ALSO INJECTED HGH INTO CLEMMEN’S FATASS WIFE FOR AN S.I. PHOTO SHOOT!!! A HOLLYWOOD SOAP OPERA COULDN’T TOP THIS SHIT!!!

  2. Soy

    February 9, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    I won’t be impressed until there’s a semen-stained dress. Preferably Clemens’.

  3. Stonehands

    February 10, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Why did my coffee table look exactly like that picture this morning?

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