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Nelson De La Rosa eat your heart out

Indian muscleman Aditya ‘Romeo’ Dev remains as focused as ever while the seesaw battle taking place on the front of his shorts reaches a feverish pace.

Late additions to the card, Romeo and tag team partner Ranjeet Pal pose for their WrestleMania XXIV promo shot.

Ranjeet Pal prepares to swat an oncoming horsefly.  Pal fails to realize there are already several dangerous horseflies lodged within his shoulder hair.

Romeo was kind enough to share his 2008 holiday card that he sent out to friends, family and secret lovers.

More on Romeo

  • Is 2 1/2" taller than David Eckstein.
  • Bleaches hair for attention.
  • Bathes in Poland Spring water bottles.
  • Played two seasons in the Royals minor league system.
  • Pinned Ken Rosenthal.
  • Toured with Motley Cr?e in the 80’s.
  • Will make millions and get more ass than a toilet seat once Howard Stern discovers him.
  • Slated to star in Road House 3.
  • Likely to appear in your dream tonight.
  • Thinks you’re a pussy.

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  1. jnr98

    February 12, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    Holy crap. I actually thought that the picture was a photoshop.

    Still more on Romeo:
    * Is the sole customer service rep for Dell in India
    * Has to roll his dick like a cinnemon bun to fit in his jock
    * Has an impressive collection of non-white socks that are unable to stay up his legs.
    * Shares clothes with Tim Kurkjian
    * Tested positive for HgH and steroids
    * Injected Clemens, Bonds, Canseco, Brady Anderson and Pam Anderson
    * Eats paste sandwiches
    * Shoves Mentos up his ass then sits on a bottle of Coke, waiting for his weekly caffiene-induced colon cleansing.
    * Makes extra money by dressing in white silk to stand as a lawn jockey

  2. JA

    February 12, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    “Bleaches hair for Attention” hahahaahah thats rich!

  3. Dan Duquette

    February 13, 2008 at 4:21 am

    Keep him out of the clubhouse. Trust me. I heard Nelson loved sniffing stirrups.

  4. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    February 13, 2008 at 7:00 am

    is he Earl Boykins’ secret brother?

  5. zen wizard

    February 13, 2008 at 7:09 pm

    Will be great on a Geico commercial.

    Especially if he has a funny, Kwik-E Mart accent:

  6. kyo

    December 2, 2008 at 5:09 am

    enano de mierda hacete una paja y crece pedazo de puto!!!!!!!!!!

  7. fucker

    January 21, 2009 at 9:56 pm


  8. tamtam

    January 22, 2009 at 7:58 pm


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