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Note to self: Stop watching pregame in HD

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Not that far into ESPN’s awe-inspiring Super Bowl pregame show today we were greeted by Ron Jaworski, and he all but confirmed that pregame can simply no longer be watched in HD — ever.  This of course only applies to those who actually still watch pregame shows, particularly those special fives hour ones. 

Today Jaworski looked quite insane.  In case you missed it, every time he spoke, small schools of minnows and sardines swam out of his mouth.  There was seaweed everywhere.  Quite frankly, it was overwhelming.

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On a separate note, it’s officially 8 degrees in Arizona…

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