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Shaq challenges Apollo Creed on All-Time Nickname list; Chooses ‘Big Cactus’ over ‘Rotting Carcass’

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Shaquille O’Neal, new center and IR entry for the Phoenix Suns, continued his quest to take over the All-Time Nickname title from Apollo Creed with the addition of at least one new moniker:  The Big Cactus.

The name adds to Shaq’s already plentiful portfolio of "The Diesel," "The Big Aristotle," "The Big Daddy," "Wilt Chamberneezy," "The Real Deal," "Shaq-Fu," as well as the "The Big Spender."

According to Hernia sources, Shaq narrowly decided on The Big Cactus over The Rotting Carcass.

Creed still leads the race with such dazzling nicknames as The Master of Disaster, The King of Sting, The Dancing Destroyer and (our favorite) The Count of Monte Fisto.

5 Comments

  1. hercules rockefeller

    February 20, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    No nickname will ever top Wilt Chamberneezy.

  2. The Thrill

    February 21, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    Did Early Boykins fly up his ass again?

  3. Zen Wizard

    February 21, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    Looks like he forgot his Icy Hot.

  4. NFL Adam

    February 22, 2008 at 1:26 am

    haha, I just watched Rocky IV. I had forgotten about all of those nicknames.

  5. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    February 24, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    “Did Early Boykins fly up his ass again?”

    LMFAO !!!! It looks like it’s the case…

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