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12 dead, 37 injured as overeager Shaq jumps into crowd for loose ball
- Updated: March 10, 2008
(PHOENIX, AZ) — Chaos erupted in America West Arena yesterday as Shaquille O’Neal crashed into the Phoenix crowd, instantly killing 12 and injuring 37 unlucky fans. Sources say two young boys are still missing, with one believed to be trapped in Shaq’s ass and the other said to be lodged somewhere inside his jersey.
A spokesman from a Phoenix area hospital offered a brief statement saying the 7’2, 490 lb Shaq had been brought into the ER to dislodge the youngsters.
Suns officials are reportedly planning on giving Sumo wrestler fat suits to all fans in the first ten rows for remaining home games.