Sports Hernia Blog

Kaz Mastui officially out with an ‘anus’

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We love how it’s so specific.  It’s like the opposite end of the
spectrum from when wrestlers would get hit in the nuts and Mean Gene would say "a big hit to the lower mid-section."


  1. jnr98

    March 20, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    he had an “anal fissure” which means he tore himself a new ass. lovely

  2. Zen Wizard

    March 20, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    Guess he’ll be spending some time on the bench!

    (Oh, wait–that wouldn’t be a good idea, either.)

  3. Von Kaiser

    March 20, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    First it was Carl Pavano out with a “buttocks”, now it’s Matsui out with an “anus”.

    These painful mishaps seem to only deprive us of our dear legends and heroes.

  4. kam

    March 21, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    You guys misspelled “Matsui”

  5. The Sports Hernia

    March 21, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Correct, but as they say on the game show, the password isssss….. “anus.”

  6. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    March 21, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    is it a “sore” anus or “hyperextended”?

    and which anus is it, left or right?

    please specify

  7. Stonehands

    March 21, 2008 at 7:47 pm


    I believe it’s “hyperextended left-center anus-ness”

  8. Stacey Monponsett

    March 26, 2008 at 7:00 pm

    Better his anus than Uranus

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