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Kruk kicks off 2008 season with unkempt Ewok look

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The 2008 Baseball season is quickly approaching and with that comes the continued journey of John Kruk and his ever evolving hairdo.  While the relationship between Kruk and his dome piece can be categorized as hostile at best, it was rumored there was some sort of peace brokered between the two during the off-season.  Well after seeing him Sunday afternoon on Baseball Tonight it appears his hair has worked it’s way out of it’s dreadful slump and found itself a bit of a carefree mode, kicked it’s feet up on the coffee table and cracked a Bud Light pounder.  It clearly doesn’t give a shit.

When did he become an Ewok?  You can’t tell us if you happened to be strolling through the Ewok village and saw this guy riding a Bordok you would even bother turning your head, it’d be business as usual.  The beard is a brilliant addition, he’s almost impervious to criticism now.  After all, how can anyone hate on a freakin’ Ewok?   

You’d think this might be what he would look like at the end of the season, but we’re barely into Spring Training so expect another magical ride for Kruk and his temperamental mane.

**Bonus pic of Krukie doing his best caveman/grizzly bear impression after the jump…

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8 Comments

  1. Soy

    March 3, 2008 at 12:28 am

    He’s starting to bear a resemblance to Phil Margera.

  2. Von Kaiser

    March 3, 2008 at 11:32 am

    John Kruk dreams of giant pepperoni pizzas floating around the perimeter of his head.

  3. Zen Wizard

    March 3, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    What exactly IS that concoction?

    It looks like a shredded dog burrito without the tortilla.

  4. Von Kaiser

    March 3, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    You talking about his hair or that cartoonish meat bone?

  5. Marv

    March 3, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    Oooh, good call Soy.

    The Phil Margera look-alike award is between him and Artie Lang right now.

  6. Zen Wizard

    March 3, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    I was talking about the meat bone but now that you mention it–the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Team should kidnap this guy for an intervention.

  7. gerrard sir hornypants

    March 3, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    that is an ewok leg he is eating… he is a cannibal

  8. Squigg

    March 4, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    Someone should tell him to pick the feathers from his down pillow out of his hair before he goes on air, too.

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