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Matsui to wed anime porn character

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Hideki Matsui announced Friday that he married Faye Valentine, from the Manga series "Cowboy Bebop." 

Due to the short notice, his handlers were only able to whip up a rough sketch of the young lady, but despite the unorthodox introduction, Matsui appeared to be in his comfort zone.

Yankees’ slugger Hideki Matsui weds longtime girlfriend (New York Daily News)

9 Comments

  1. Zen Wizard

    March 28, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    I just had an idea: If you can’t afford to have a professional photographer take a picture of your fiance’, you could just go into a police station and say a woman mugged you and then describe her to the police sketch artist.

    Small problem with filing a false report, but…

  2. elezend

    March 29, 2008 at 5:55 am

    Er.. that picture looks like his female counterpart, lol. Sure, he’s not marrying himself?

  3. ralahinn1

    March 29, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    Lol, I’m sure it’s an early “april fool”, though I have been married to vincent valentine for 2 years now:
    http://www.myfconline.com/index.php?do=view&type=character&character_id=64165
    you can talk to my vincent too^_^
    http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=87395fcdfe35bc4d

  4. Von Kaiser

    March 29, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    @Zen Wizard:

    I tried that today and we’re now in a squad car looking for her.

  5. How do you spell retard?

    March 31, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    I’ve read that headline several dozen times, and I LOL everytime (and I never type LOL).
    Great job Sports Hernia.

  6. InetWebmaster

    July 29, 2008 at 4:38 am

    ahaha,i landed here because i tho’ these was a porn page, lol, interesting post anyway

  7. mikle

    August 26, 2008 at 5:59 am

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  8. Watch Naruto Online

    December 20, 2008 at 5:43 am

    Naruto is really kick ass, Ive watched all the episodes online already

  9. Watch Naruto Online

    December 20, 2008 at 5:43 am

    Naruto is really kick ass, Ive watched all the episodes online already

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