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Stuff Athletes Like

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Piggybacking on the popularity of the hilarious website "Stuff White People Like", The Sports Hernia has launched several of its own logical spinoffs, including StuffAwkwardWhiteCentersLike.com and StuffLatinoSoccerPlayersLike.com.  Here’s a look at what various sectors of the sports world ‘like’:

Stuff Awkward White Centers Like
– Sucking
– Fouling
– Missing
– Bitching
– Jon Koncak
– Guaranteed contracts
– Short shorts
– Unruly hair
– Tennis shoes

Stuff Latino Soccer Players Like
– Shoving matches with opponents
– Shoving matches with referees
– Shoving matches with fans
– Shoving matches with themselves
– Slap fights
– Cocaine
– Diving

Stuff People at ESPN Like
– Red Sox
– Groping
– Duke
– Boo-yahs
– Ultimate Highlights
– Hot Seats
– Poetry Jams
– Interns
– LeBron
– Toupees

Stuff Foreign Basketball Players Like
– Shooting
– Flopping
– Body Hair
Nodoro
– Grimacing
– Letting opponents go by them
– Zone defense
– Moving without the ball

Stuff Hockey Players Like
– Trashing hotels
– Fewer than 32 teeth
– Anonymity
– Pain
– Pain killers
– Blood
– Finishing any name with a ‘y’ or ‘ie’

Stuff Golfers Like
– Khaki pants
– Khaki shorts
– Privacy
– Names like Braxton
– Hush puppies
– Pricey cigars
– Bad jokes
– Visors
– Man-boobs
– New, worthless shit

Stuff White Baseball Players Like
– Tobacco
Kruk’s hair
– Abusive/crazy wives
– Meatball subs
– Golf
– Cotton uniforms
– Jersey Shore necklaces
– Spitting
– Scooter
– Their balls

Stuff Latino Baseball Players Like
– Getting fat
– Purposely talking cryptically
– Catching kidnappers
– Salsa music
– Ruben Sierra

Stuff Football Players Like
– Jail
– Steroids
– Strippers
– Under Armour
– Tom Brady’s life
– FatHeads
– Motorcycles

Stuff Mutombo Likes
– Socks
– Cookies
– Cookie Monster
– Sexing
– Finger waving
State of the Union Addresses
– Laughing loud enough to make the Earth shake

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