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Manny Ramirez is…


… saying a prayer before Seacrest announces eliminated contestant.

… seeing if it’s really true and politely ordering a Royale with Cheese in France.

… praying Enrique Wilson is somehow part of the Japan trip.

… morphing into Jim Brown.

… just being Manny.

… offering his assistance to the Dalai Lama.

… about to effortlessly chop through 6 giant blocks of ice, much to the dismay of the gambling crowd.

… greeting members of the Oceanic 6.

… disobeying Tom Cruise.

… about to take his vitamins and possibly train, as his prayers have already been said.

… watching a heated episode of Tom & Jerry and praying for the safety of Jerry.


  1. jnr98

    March 21, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    ….praying to find out where he is.

  2. Zen Wizard

    March 21, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    –praying the next president will forget the “My grandmother died again”-attendance excuse.

  3. Soy

    March 21, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    …wearing his only clean headwear.

  4. Mike

    March 21, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    You spelled his last name wrong

  5. Valpo

    March 21, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    … praying that his mesh turban will one day match his blazer.

  6. Stacey Monponsett

    March 26, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    … about to dive into the Ho Pool.

  7. tamtam

    September 2, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    …learning about india in social studies 🙂

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