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Bucks fire some random dude; Krystkowiak: ‘But I don’t even work here’

The firing of the Milwaukee Bucks supposed head coach Larry Krystkowiak confused both parties involved on Thursday.  Bucks brass let the mysterious coach go; a man who just showed up one day and started
writing up plays for the ailing franchise.

"But I don’t even work here," explained Krystkowiak who was carrying a briefcase containing only crackers.  "I was catching up with some old friends at the arena back in the Fall and all the sudden I’m invited to all these meetings.  I was just tryin’ to get ahead.  T.C.B. You know, taking care o’ business."

Since his firing yesterday, several other Milwaukee males have come forward with the same story, all having taken place within the last five or six years.


  1. T

    April 18, 2008 at 10:08 pm

    The crackers part is hysterical

  2. Gonzo

    April 19, 2008 at 1:08 am

    Hernia. Once again, you crack me the fuck up. I will never get tired of Seinfeld references.

    “We’re gonna have to let you go”

    “But I don’t even work here”

    “Yes, that’s what makes this so difficult”

  3. JA

    April 22, 2008 at 7:09 pm

    I agree, the crackers part is the highlight of the week. Im just picturing a bunch of loose crumbled saltines. HA!

  4. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    April 23, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    one of the best post ever

    can u confirm among the other males involved there was Paul “sex bomb” Mokeski?

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