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Flip Saunders…

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… loves the flare of his portable dog kennel

… is apparently coming straight from a Pussycat Dolls tryout

… stole that bag from noted Imperial Storm Trooper TK-421

… is dead serious about fashion

… can’t wait to escape the fashionably crippled city of Philadelphia

… is a total diva

… would rather be in Milan

… is using his leather skin for a new line of handbags

… thinks he’s not walking but instead gliding

… is running late for an appointment with Tim Gunn

… stylishly carries 13.5 cartons of Marlboro reds

… is disgusted by the Sixers uniforms

… loves A-Rod’s new line of handbags

… is pissed his personally monogrammed and customized bowling ball didn’t make it through security

6 Comments

  1. Soy

    April 28, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    …is trying to figure out how to smuggle Kevin McHale into a job w/ the Pistons after he finally gets fired by Minnesota

  2. Marv

    April 28, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    …obviously just returned from scouting a player in Milan

  3. Cinematically-Correct

    April 28, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    …so pissed that his mother bought that bag for him.

  4. How do you spell retard?

    April 28, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    …just left some basketball-themed gay bar(see right of picture) in the Wachovia Center called ‘Ball Dribblers’

  5. Von Kaiser

    April 29, 2008 at 10:48 am

    … sleeps in a cigar lounge

  6. Guy

    April 29, 2008 at 11:33 pm

    thats not a man bag you dip shits, its just an ugly briefcase

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