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Grizzly bear admits he too lied about his age

Rocky the Grizzly bear came forward late this afternoon stating there were some inaccuracies coming out of the various reports regarding the tragic accident between him and his trainer. 

The engaging bear waved down members of the media (including the crew from ESPN’s E:60) for a brief meeting outside the white truck he sleeps in, confessing that while it is true he’s 7’6" tall and a little over 700 pounds, he initially lied about his age, and he’s actually 7 years old and not 5 as reported.   

Rocky also added that he’d now like to be left alone, doesn’t know what the fuck a movie is and that he’s single.

Show biz grizzly kills trainer at Southern California animal facility (Los Angeles Times)


  1. Von Kaiser

    April 23, 2008 at 11:55 pm

    That bear is what the Nuggets are sorely lacking down low.

  2. Gonzo

    April 24, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    Dude, I only read the headline and we here at the office cracked the fuck up. I’m in tears man.

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