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Headline of the day

This one easily goes to, shockingly, the New York Post.  Even more stunning, it involves Jose Canseco:  "Tagged."  Sounds like late 90’s fraternity house talk on an early weekend morning:


The shittiest headline honor goes to the New York Daily News with this super nifty play on words:



  1. John

    April 2, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    That’s why the red plastic wrapped NY Post is automagically on my driveway every morning at 6 AM.

  2. Von Kaiser

    April 2, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    For the record, John Sterling said “Wowie Zowie!” after Melky’s diving catch in left-center.

  3. Zen Wizard

    April 2, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    I’m agin’ it: Tagg Romney had a rough enough time on the third-grade monkey bars as it is.

    I don’t care what you kids are callin’ it nowadays–just not “Tagg.”

    “Labor of Glove” emits a memory of failed Spinal Tap albums–but otherwise pretty good.

  4. Zen Wizard

    April 2, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    “I believe they had an affair,” Canseco said during a book-signing at Bookends in Ridgewood, N.J. “I’m pretty sure of it. I spoke with Alex and he denied it, but the way he denied it, it wasn’t reassuring. I spoke to my ex-wife last year about it and I’m not going to say she acknowledged that they did, but she did not say that they did not.”


    1) How do you deny that you never schtupped a guy’s wife in a way that makes him not believe it; and,

    2) How do I make sure I never do that?

    If the dude is super pissed, and you really didn’t do it, I would recommend springing for a polygraph expert.

  5. Posterboy

    April 2, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    “Labor of Glove” – Every proctologists motto

    Also, Madonna’s STDs have made their way to the gentials of the best baseball player of our generation.

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