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Headline of the day

This one easily goes to, shockingly, the New York Post.  Even more stunning, it involves Jose Canseco:  "Tagged."  Sounds like late 90’s fraternity house talk on an early weekend morning:

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The shittiest headline honor goes to the New York Daily News with this super nifty play on words:

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5 Comments

  1. John

    April 2, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    That’s why the red plastic wrapped NY Post is automagically on my driveway every morning at 6 AM.

  2. Von Kaiser

    April 2, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    For the record, John Sterling said “Wowie Zowie!” after Melky’s diving catch in left-center.

  3. Zen Wizard

    April 2, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    I’m agin’ it: Tagg Romney had a rough enough time on the third-grade monkey bars as it is.

    I don’t care what you kids are callin’ it nowadays–just not “Tagg.”

    “Labor of Glove” emits a memory of failed Spinal Tap albums–but otherwise pretty good.

  4. Zen Wizard

    April 2, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    “I believe they had an affair,” Canseco said during a book-signing at Bookends in Ridgewood, N.J. “I’m pretty sure of it. I spoke with Alex and he denied it, but the way he denied it, it wasn’t reassuring. I spoke to my ex-wife last year about it and I’m not going to say she acknowledged that they did, but she did not say that they did not.”

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    1) How do you deny that you never schtupped a guy’s wife in a way that makes him not believe it; and,

    2) How do I make sure I never do that?

    If the dude is super pissed, and you really didn’t do it, I would recommend springing for a polygraph expert.

  5. Posterboy

    April 2, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    “Labor of Glove” – Every proctologists motto

    Also, Madonna’s STDs have made their way to the gentials of the best baseball player of our generation.

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