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Isiah Thomas…


… would like to say grace with you
… is taking a shit and seems to be missing his fancy toilet paper
… expects a free lap dance before the Q&A session
… is waiting for some chinese food
… is proposing the NBA basketball be "this big"
… is grabbing two invisible booty cakes
… is carrying a make-believe Casio keyboard
… thinks he’s having a six foot hoagie party
… would really like for someone to engage him in a game of Red Hands
… is reenacting how he tried to tempt Anucha Brown Sanders
… is about to raise his arms up while elaborate pyrotecnics go off
… is playing the old quarter trick with Ric Bucher
… is raising objects with his hands but keeping his boner down with his legs


  1. beastly

    April 18, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    is giving an uninspired sermon

  2. bo

    April 18, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    …is demonstrating how he makes friends on the subway.

  3. Von Kaiser

    April 18, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    … is picturing himself riding a bicycle with no seat

  4. Gonzo

    April 19, 2008 at 1:24 am

    …Five dollar foot lonnnnnnnnnngs

  5. tamtam

    November 5, 2008 at 12:45 am

    …thinks he’s a hindu god and is telling the media to bow down and kiss his ass

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