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Jason Taylor continues to dismantle dance partner

Jason Taylor’s despicable antics continued last night on ABC’s Dancing With the Stars where he once again lured in his glaringly dupable dance partner Edyta, and then put her away with satisfaction not seen since Rowdy Roddy Piper happily smashed Jimmy Snuka over the head with a coconut and stuffed his ears with bananas.

Here’s a look at Taylor’s now proven formula.

The lure of false partnership…
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The clearly satisfying Orndorff-style Piledriver
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The disgustingly unnecessary off-the-top-rope leg drop…
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8 Comments

  1. Von Kaiser

    April 22, 2008 at 12:27 am

    This is like when they pinned down an unconscious Andre the Giant and let King Kong Bundy give him the Splash and Avalanche over and over.

  2. Soy

    April 22, 2008 at 2:46 am

    OH MY GOD HE JUST PUT HER THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS’ TABLE!

  3. Hugging Harold Reynolds

    April 22, 2008 at 10:48 am

    The first picture he looks like the Great Muta preparing to spray her in the face with the green mist.

  4. Cinematically-Correct

    April 22, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    Didn’t you stick around for the ending? Len Goodman distracted Tom Bergeron, Carrie Ann Inaba got Taylor’s attention by flashing him her cans, then Bruno gave Edyta a chair. Edyta smacked Taylor with the chair & went in for the pin. It was such a bullshit finish.

  5. Stonehands

    April 22, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    What a moment for the wrestling world

  6. jeff

    April 23, 2008 at 8:33 am

    no question he is giving it to her left and right during their “practices”

  7. Capt. Stubing

    April 24, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    You think he uses the head blade?

  8. r

    March 20, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    That isn’t a wrestling match, is it?…!:-/

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