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Ronaldo racks up awards, legend grows

Ronaldodm2204_468x583_phixr_6Christian Ronaldo has won his second consecutive Professional Footballer’s Association Player of the year award.  This being a most impressive feat, what is even more impressive is his stranglehold on the following lesser known awards:

  • World Soccer Dingle Berry of the Year award
  • Inter Planetary Crying Bitch of the Year award
  • European Rat Face of the Year award
  • Winner of the first two European Prom King awards
  • Best Portuguese impression of Some Dude from Jersey award
  • I Somehow Found a Way to Look Twice as Gay as Ricky Martin award


  1. TBone

    April 29, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    That’s awesome, I always wanted a trophy with a headlight on it.

  2. miik

    April 29, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    “Best Portuguese impression of Some Dude from Jersey award”

    That killed me.

  3. Jeff V

    April 30, 2008 at 1:36 am

    Funny that this was posted before the tranny incident…

  4. John

    April 30, 2008 at 8:41 am

    @Jeff V. Wrong Ronaldo. That was the Brazilian Ronaldo.

  5. Patrick Kelly

    November 3, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    What the fuck are you talking about

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