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Tale of the Tape: KG & Bennie the Bull

The infamous Shirt Rocket Event at the United Center has sparked an ensuing fight that all NBA fans have dreamed of: Celtic’s All-Star Kevin Garnett vs. Bull’s mascot Bennie the Bull.

While the rocket slip in Chicago was nowhere near as disastrous as the ugly melee in Sacramento, time will only tell how this one shakes out.

Let’s look at the tale of the tape.



Nba_g_bennie_275_2Gossamer from Looney Tunes


Nba_g_bennie_275_2Attacking off-duty cops


  1. How do you spell retard?

    April 3, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    Second round playoff wins: push

  2. Teeter

    April 3, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    Locker Room Demeanor

    KG – Screaming again

    Benny – Looking for female reporters to plow

  3. Gonzo

    April 3, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    “Nothing compares to the wild days of Bob Thorton, Dave Hoppen amd Mike Gminski simply owning the city of Philadelphia.”

    Thanks for pulling those names out of the time capsule on TBL. Nothing like milk coming out of your nose. Kudos.

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