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Ben Franklin surprisingly showing allegiance to San Antonio


We’re guessing this is just a short term thing and that if the Sixers were still alive in the playoffs, Mr. Franklin would certainly be in Philadelphia proudly rocking an Iguodala jersey and perhaps sporting some allegiance-confirming red locks. 


  1. Hornet_fan

    May 11, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    Maybe it was Ben Franklin’s experiments that caused that bald patch on the back of Manu’s head.

  2. Areyouserious

    May 12, 2008 at 6:19 am

    That’s not really Ben Franklin, it’s just an old fat lady.

  3. Von Kaiser

    May 12, 2008 at 9:55 am

    Ben Franklin suddenly looks like someone you might meet aboard one of Rosie O’Donnell’s cruises.

  4. Marv

    May 12, 2008 at 10:19 am

    Ben Franklin is jacked!

  5. Zen Wizard

    May 12, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Ben Franklin was probably the second best president we ever had, after Alexander Hamilton.

    So if San Antonio is good enough for him, it’s good enough for me!

    (Hard to find a good cheesesteak sandwich there, though.)

  6. DukeKobeLacrosse

    May 12, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    To Zen Wizard-

    Are you retarded? Ben Franklin was never a president. Go back to high school and review your freshman US History, goon

  7. Areyouserious

    May 12, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    For our purposes, Ben Franklin WAS a president. Go back to YOUR freshman US- the guy was a freak of nature.

  8. Ohsowrong

    May 12, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    No. He wasn’t a president. Please learn your facts before posting ridiculous claims. And since he is referring to Hamilton, your “purposes” are wrong. He was president(governor) of Pennsylvania, not of the US. Get it right.

  9. Big Ben

    May 12, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    “Go back to US History”

    Certainly a candidate for Zing of the Year.

  10. How do you spell retard?

    May 12, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    I didn’t have US history until sophomore year.
    And Ben Franklin, you turncoat motherfucker. What are you doing in San Antonio?
    //Delaware Valleyian

  11. Zen Wizard

    May 13, 2008 at 11:24 am

    Was Bob Dole a president?

    Never mind–I will just Google it…

  12. charlie

    May 13, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    The guy who portrayed him in John Adams was much more confident.

  13. Lindsey

    June 4, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Old Ben’s been busy lately! Check out his new Sampa site: to leave a comment about his betraying the home team.

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