ESPN’s commenting section cotinues to humble comedic souls

See, he said ‘Spurs fans are trying to sleep’ because it was of course bed time after the game, but they’re having crazy nightmares because Kobe was so scary in the 2nd half!  What’s really silly is, if they’re having nightmares, that means they’re already sleepin’ anyway, they’re not trying to do anything! 

But maybe this is saying that ‘KB24’ is a new type of jet, and while the
Spurs fans are trying to sleep just like the players – who were forced
to sleep on their jet the night before – they can’t because the jet’s
engines are scary and loud.  Damn, "Show Time Again," you just blew my
mind again!

Now that’s some good stuff!

Past commenting gems:

3/5/08 – New Mexico’s ‘hungry wolves’ zing
2/15/08 – Fist fights, love fest zing
1/23/08 – Marbury Tin-man zing
1/11/08 – Kobe charged zing
12/8/07 – Cowboys ‘Cowgirls’ zing
11/12/07 – Vince Carter zing
8/23/07 – Orioles football zing

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