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NBA draft lottery offers usual hijinx
- Updated: May 20, 2008
The suspicious Martin Shannon, Ernst & Young’s version of Clarence Beeks, arrives with the team cards in official lottery result order. Yes, trust just went out the window.
The presence of Beeks causes an understandable wave of tension and uneasiness throughout the panel of team representatives, particularly Minnesota’s Fred Hoiberg. Jay-Z however, appears to be perfectly relaxed.
Tension is quickly averted following the reliable, wacky antics of Mike Dunleavy and Bucks GM John Hammond.
Forced to follow sacred team tradition, Knicks representative Mike D’Antoni takes a nap.
John Hammond finally cuts the bullshit and asks himself, "am I really creepier than Larry Harris?"
Bizarre human Adam Silver waves his freak flag and turns the
draft lottery into his own demented version of The Dating Game. The Bulls Steve Schanwald was the lucky winner.